Friday Fears (Guest Blogger: Ian Dean)
A friend of mine, through unverified sources, believes that socks, especially the patterned ones, have an agenda of world domination. In his one-man crusade against them, he has devised a plan to make sure their devious plot never comes to fruition:
1. Never, ever match patterned socks, as this will give them the opportunity to procreate.
2. Store them in a dark drawer, as they communicate by pattern.
Remember that they already outnumber you two to one, so we have to strike them at the source!